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About Moogle™

Moogle.com ("Moogle") is a website owned and operated by the Federal Bureau of Ostrichtopia, which may or may not really exist...

We enjoy allowing you to use this new technology from Ostrichtopia called Moogle.

Our goal is to provide you with information, regardless of if Moogle actually works or not.

The Moogle search service is based on the "modern-day" internet source called "Google". While "Google" may not be as new to "America" as in Ostrichtopia, it is still leaving Ostrichtopians in awe, so take that, society!

Collection and use of information

When you use Moogle, our Ostriches automatically try to remember information that your "browser" sends whenever you need info. These Ostriches' memories may constantly forget information such as whatever you WOULD want them to remember, but the chances of that are 1/1...

If an actual successful search were to happen on Moogle, we will, if we remember, compare those searches to "unreliable" searches, and see what in Ostrichtopia the problem really is... That is IF, and only IF there are successful searches...

If you try to "email" us, we may or may not actually get it... However, there is a low chance that you could actually "email" us, seeing that just NORMAL mail is quite new to us...

If any personal knowledge of you or relatives were to be put on Moogle, there would be absolutely no chance that it would get sent around in Ostrichtopia, mostly because any rumor is usually forgotten by the inhabitants' minescule brains...

Destruction of Users

If, by any chance, a giant ship, or The Massive, comes and destroys all mankind, it is in no way the fault of Moogle.

Also, the font used, entitled "Irken", goes to Invader Zim. It is used in Moogle because I liked that show. GIR was my favorite! Oh, and if you didn't like the show, you will soon be destroyed by the Irken Elite.

Hey. If you haven't noticed, this paragraph in About Moogle that's supposed to be about cookies and spyware is different in the spanish Moogle as well.

Anyways, if you can read this, you don't need glasses!

Other Stuff That Might Interest You

Moogle might change from time to time... I mean, at first, it was just a page with a logo... Now look! There's an INFOMATION PAGE! So, yeah.

If there are any major changes, I'm sure that the New Stuff Corner will say...

If you have any questions, comments, or concerns, swim to the island of Ostrichtopia and ask.

Like it was said above, Moogle may not-un-un-re-un-not-re-re-not actually work...