Bunny-Joe is a company that tries to make 'amazing' products. However, they never end up working. Every time Bunny-Joe co. makes a product, they get millions from the sales, but then are sued and loose a lot of it. They then use the remainder of their cash to create a new product that doesn't work. Suprisingly, the company doesn't purposfully try to create non-working products... they just never work! Here are some Bunny-Joe products for you to look at:

Are you tired of people gloating about their electric cars, and gas prices? Do you ever wonder what good the nuclear power plants are doing for us? Then get the brand new Bunny-Joe Nuclear-Powered Car! Yes that's right! The Bunny-Joe Nuclear-Powered Car will certainly turn your life green! (Warning! Inconclusive studies on effects of fuel to driver)

Do you sometimes find yourself annoyed with combo-locks? Forget the code? Do you ever want to just end all the frustration? Then get the brand new Bunny-Joe Single-Combo Lock! Yes that's right! The Bunny-Joe Single-Combo Lock will certainly end that annoying combo-lock hassle! (Warning! Use only if nessisary! Bunny-Joe co. is not responsable for any loss of items when in use)

Is chopping down trees not fun any more? Am I right? When using an axe, do you wanna 'stand out' the most?! Then get the brand new Bunny-Joe Tinfoil Axe! Yes that's right! The Bunny-Joe Tinfoil Axes are truely made to have people be staring at truely and only you! (Warning! Do not buy if you actually want to chop down trees! This product is strictly for 'prop use' only)

Do you ever find that boating just isn't fun anymore? At all? Do you ever stop and wish that you had a new boat? Then get a brand new Bunny-Joe 100% Dirt Boat! Yes that's right! The Bunny-Joe 100% Dirt Boats is guaranteed to give you and your family more than a boring old boat ride! (Warning! Do not ride this boat if you are unable to swim! It is highly advised to use in shallow waters)

Do you want to fly in an airplane that's 'different'? Do you want an airplane that is actually possible to drive on the road?!?! Then get the brand new Bunny-Joe Wingless Airplane! Yes that's right! The Bunny -Joe Wingless Airplane is said to "Fly like a car driving off a cliff"! (Warning! Do not actually drive or fly! This machine has no brakes whatsoever, and cannot fly due to winglessness)

Do you go to the swimming pool with people going "Ew. Who's He?"? Do you want to always be noticed by 'the ladies'? Then get the brand new Bunny Joe Invisible Swimsuit! Yes that's right! The Bunny-Joe invisible swimsuit is guarantied to have more then just females staring at you! (Warning! Do not wear in places where 'nudeness' is illegal)

Do you own some cheap, hypno glasses that don't work? Do you really want to hypnotize someone for the first time? Then get the brand new Bunny-Joe Hypnotic Glasses! Yes, that's right! The Bunny-Joe Hypnotic Glasses will surely work, and to prove it, we will show you how they work! (Warning! You may be hypnotized to buy our product because of the demonstration just shown)

Is micro waving getting old? Boring? Do you feel like you need to do something to it, before you just go crazy? Then get the brand new Bunny-Joe Metallic Microwave Plates! Yes, that's right! The Bunny-Joe Metallic Microwave Plates will be sure to give you nothing but a blast! (Warning! Your experience may differ)